Classic Zope 7 & 8

Classic Zope 7 "Game Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Classic Zope 8 "Zope's Boasting on Matters of Molten Materials"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Game Zope
August, 1992

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Zope--I'd like to teach you a delightful card game--whist!

ZOPE
I'll teach you a game first.

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Oh yes? What game might that be, my friend?

ZOPE
The game of "Meet Mr. Lead Pipe!"

ZOPE bashes TIN ALLEY RASCAL in the head with a lead pipe.

*CZ*

Zope's Boasting on Matters of Molten Materials
11/6/93

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Ah Zope! So good to see you out & about after your accident!

ZOPE
Screw you, Tin Alley Rascal--it wasn't an accident, I melted the 26 backhoes and frolicked in their molten remains just for laughs.

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Stuff and nonsense! Are you mad?

ZOPE (splashing pail of molten steel onto TIN ALLEY RASCAL)
Liquid steel is fun to play with--here, have some!

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
AAAAHH! NO!!!

TIN ALLEY RASCAL is burnt to a crisp by the molten steel.

TIN ALLEY RASCAL
Grgl grgl.

ZOPE
Watsa matter? Can't take a few thousand degrees, you miserable weakling?

ZOPE (drinking molten metal)
I can drink it too, see?

ZOPE (dropping a drop of molten metal into his eye with an eyedropper)
And use it as eyedrops! Aren't you impressed.

TIN ALLEY RASCAL, burnt to a crisp, makes *FZZZ FZZZ* noises.

*CZ*

Get All Obliviana!