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Classic Zope 23 "Cyberpunks and the Wrath of Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Classic Zope 24 "Zope's Cool Shower"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Cyberpunks and the Wrath of Zope
11/18/93

ZOPE
I wanna kill.

WEASEL
Okay! What sort of people would you like to kill today?

ZOPE
I don't know--what are those fucking creeps who stick computers in their head and live in bleak futuristic cities called?

WEASEL
Cyberpunks?

ZOPE
Yeah, that's it--let's go kill some of 'em.

Later...

ZOPE and WEASEL stand looking at a BALD CYBERPUNK.

BALD CYBERPUNK
Sleegeage half-mount acre zang, tad? 59?

ZOPE (shooting the BALD CYBERPUNK)
DIE!

Soon...

CYBERPUNK WITH GLASSES
Virtual grid systems.

ZOPE hold a bomb with a lit fuse, then he throws it and blows up the CYBERPUNK WITH GLASSES.

CYBERPUNK WITH GLASSES
AHHH--Grgh...

WEASEL
Let me do on!

COOL CYBERPUNK
Hang info intrezang, zulu mame.

WEASEL (bashing COOL CYBERPUNK with a baseball bat)
Hey you--DIE!

*CZ*

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Zope's Cool Shower
2/9/91

Zop's Cool Shower...

A dial is seen which can be pointed to:

TREACYFACES
BITSTREAM
CHARTPAK
LINOTYPE
LETRASET
MONOTYPE
ADOBE
FTN
ITC

ZOPE turns the dial to "Letraset", which lights up.

Then ZOPE takes a shower in the characters of many fonts.

*CZ*

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Get All Obliviana!