|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- CARNE'S MOISTURE DETECTION FRIEND--CUP 11--"CARNE AND PACER'S THE LEMON DARKIDER" <-------  ||  Severe Repair  ||  Carne's Moisture Detection Friend  ||  -------> (Cup SRcm011, Created v2 (6/7/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = -Z- CARNE: Pacer, why are we at this yacht dock, and what is this secret you keep talking about? We have to go and talk to my Moisture Detection Friend about the Darkider later, y'know? PACER: Okay man. You see that yacht coming in to dock? I got us a meeting with Jay Pime, the billionaire! One of my sister's friends knows him or something. This may be the break we've been looking for to fund the Darkider. CARNE: Well, alright. I guess there's no harm in it, though I'm not too hopeful anything will come of this. Is that him up there? PACER: No, man. That's the driver. The boat driver. Jay should be coming soon. Um... oh, there he is now. CARNE: Um, okay. PACER: Hey! Jay Pime! What's up! JAY PIME: How how, now's I meeting, Meadowlark Lemon and Peter Lemonjello. How how, look just like Meadowlark Lemon and Peter Lemonjello. CARNE: Um... no, um, I'm Carne and this is... PACER: Cool it, man! This dude's insane. Just go along with it! CARNE: Okay, okay. JAY PIME: Okay, how, got my hair cut at the Lemon Tree. PACER: Hey man. Let me shake your hand, dude. Cool. Carne, shake the man's hand, man. CARNE: Uh, pleased to meet you. JAY PIME: Ahvell said you boys, Meadowlark Lemon and Peter Lemonjello, how, said you had a business propo, propo, propo lemon! CARNE: Uh, yes... ah, it deals with the essential nature of the dark ride, a kind of twentieth century... PACER: Look dude, we got this great idea and we need money from you to build it. JAY PIME: Yeah, how, how, got off like Bob Ray Lemon. Got off like Bob Ray Lemon. Got his hair cut at the Lemon Tree. CARNE: Well. Uh... PACER: Look Jay, we got this great idea. It's called "Carne and Pacer's The LEMON Darkider"! JAY PIME: Parm and Pacer The Lemon Darkider! Parm and Pacer, Lemon Darkider! CARNE: Um, it's CARNE actually... PACER: Okay, yeah, so like, LEMON, we need, um, LEMON, we need like a billion to do The Lemon Darkider. Like, lemon, a billion dollars. JAY PIME: Lemon, how, how. A billion bucks? I got three of 'em. You can have one. You can have one. Lemon Darksider. Lemon Darksider. CARNE: Dark... Dark IDER. PACER: What does it matter? Eh? So Jay, shall we talk to some of your lemon people? Draw up some lemon lemon contracts? JAY PIME: Lemon. Lemon. Lemon. -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----