|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- CARNE'S MOISTURE DETECTION FRIEND--CUP 16--"COABLER THE SAWMAN & CLASSIC OF LOGIC" <-------  ||  Severe Repair  ||  Carne's Moisture Detection Friend  ||  -------> (Cup SRcm016, Created v2 (6/7/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ***CUP'S CLUB*** An Original Motion Picture Production Notes by Donamin Roostal [1] COABLER THE SAWMAN A god from an ancient woodland society, Coabler was shocked to learn of a Pantheon of gods vastly more powerful than his, who sent him on his quest for the Cup of Coffee. Coabler had been a god of woodsmen for several millennia before he made a terrifying discovery, which only a few of his fellow gods knew about--that a Pantheon of deities existed which were immensely more powerful than his Pantheon. Coabler discussed the matter with his fellows and found he was the only one brave enough to journey to their realm and seek audience with them. When Coabler arrived, he was finally, after a long period of time, granted an audience with one of the supergods, who said that he must complete a little quest before he would even be considered worthy of conversing with. The quest was to get the Cup of Coffee and bring it back to the supergods. Stunned by the affront, Coabler set forth, and wandered through many worlds until finally encountering Kesh the Vector and Tickle the Monster, with whom he formed a pact, calling it Cup's Club. APPEARANCE: Coabler has long blond hair done in braids. He has a full beard, but no mustache. He wears a medieval suit, which is blue with light grey highlights. On his waist are holsters holding two saws, one a bow saw and one a hand saw. He is a god, and should have a godly look about him. [2] CLASSIC OF LOGIC A being created by an insane female mathematician through pure logic and fantasy, causing her "mother" to lose all sanity. In the asylum, Classic's mother derived through pure logic the need for the Cup of Coffee to restore her sanity. Classic's mother was an overweight Dr. Who fan sort of girl in college who wore a lot of buttons, and often found herself immersed in D&D fantasy worlds, Alice in Wonderland, Star Trek, etc. She majored in mathematics, became an expert, and got a good job after getting her Master's degree. Dealing in matters of logic, she found herself more and more deeply involved in esoteric and unfathomable areas of logic. Still heavy and awkward, her social life was disastrous, and she dreamed of marriage and having a child. As she got more and more tangled in her discoveries of logic, she began to see her way clear of creating a daughter for herself using pure logic, and indeed she succeeded eventually, also losing what was left of her sanity. The being she created was a pretty little girl about six or seven years old, whom she named Classic of Logic. Soon thereafter, the mother was institutionalized and Classic was sent to live with a foster family, albeit only for a few months. The first time Classic visited her mother in the institution, the mathematician eagerly showed her page after page of scrawled notes and formulas, resulting in the ultimate conclusion--the Cup of Coffee would return her to sanity. Without hesitation, Classic set forth, using her natural logic-warping abilities to seek the Cup, resulting in her wandering numerous alternate dimensions before meeting Demolish All about ten years later in a strange reality, who was also seeking the Cup of Coffee. They travelled together for awhile before meeting Coabler, Kesh, and Tickle, who had already formed Cup's Club, which the two young women then joined. APPEARANCE: Classic is a pretty girl with short dark blond hair wearing a costume of red, black, pink, and white. It's sort of like a formal suit with a jacket and a lot of lace, red and black checkerboards, a few chess piece symbols, and the like. Keep in mind her appearance is a conglomeration of Alice in Wonderland images, Doctor Who characters, Star Trek aliens, and the like, all mixed togther in the feverish mind of her mother. -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----