|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- CARNE'S MOISTURE DETECTION FRIEND--CUP 18--"BITH THE SILLY TRAIN & DEMOLISH ALL" <-------  ||  Severe Repair  ||  Carne's Moisture Detection Friend  ||  -------> (Cup SRcm018, Created v2 (6/7/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = [5] BITH THE SILLY TRAIN A silly train from a silly world who was transformed into a humanoid form by a silly wizard, encountered the Cup while wandering the corridors of a Dark Lord's castle. In Bith's silly world, Dark Lords would threaten to destroy the world on a somewhat regular basis, but they were always defeated without much trouble. This time, Bith was turned humanoid via a spell cast by a wizard friend of his, so he could help infiltrate the Dark Lord's castle and defeat the villain. This time things were terribly wrong, however, and the Dark Lord won. The world was coming to an end, and Bith wandered the halls of the castle, looking for his friends, finally finding the Cup of Coffee, and taking it with him. Soon he found himself in unfamiliar surroundings--he had moved cupward and was lost from his world, with no way of getting back. He lost the Cup soon thereafter. He wants the Cup back to try and get back to his world, if indeed there is anything left to go back to. Wandering through numerous worlds after losing the Cup, Bith finally sat down in a park on a world similar to this Earth. Almost imperviously cheerful, Bith was getting worried; everything always worked out for him and his friends on his world. A girl nearby had a little portable TV, and on it he saw a report about a lot of commotion somewhere, and he saw an artist's rendition of the Cup of Coffee. Over the next few days, Bith hung around the park trying to figure out the whole story, and finally heard news of a press conference not far from the park with some big announcement. He got there and soon it was stormed by Cup's Club, who seized the Cup, but found it false. The Club noticed Bith and Pattern Integrity, and took them away to question them. Soon thereafter, Bith and Pattern joined up. APPEARANCE: Bith is now a human being, albeit an oddly-shaped one. His skin is light blue, he stands around eight feet tall, and he's massively built. His armor/clothing has elements of a train engine on it. His collar is like a smokestack with the front missing, he wears a conductor's hat with BITH on it, the triangular grate is a sort of belt/shorts. His clothes are the primary colors red, blue, and yellow. His face is cheerful, but signs of deep worry and confusion are apparent, as his idyllic, carefree lifestyle has been turned upside down. Wheels on elbows and knees, and pistons up arms and legs on armor is possible, depending on how it looks. On his chest is the logo of the silly rail line he was part of. [6] DEMOLISH ALL A violent and childish maniac who seems a dastardly version of Little Bo Peep, her good friend had a collection of Cups, and needed but one more to complete his collection. He promised Demolish great secrets of mass destruction if she could bring him the Cup of Coffee. Demolish All lives in a weird reality much closer to the Primal World than most. Things are simpler and individuals are more distinctive. Demolish All is her true name, and it is her desire and calling in life to destroy as much stuff as possible. Her main weapon is a crowbar staff with a curved end (shaped like a shepherd staff). With it, she can project destructive force and demolish anything the staff is pointed at. As well, destructive force is a tonic to her, and the more injurious force inflicted upon her, the better she feels. Setting off to find the Cup of Coffee, she found dead end after dead end, until she tried something which had never occurred to her before, to destroy the actual fabric of reality. She did this, and when she stepped through the rip, she found herself in a sort of inbetween world from where she could travel to numerous other worlds. In a very weird world she met up with Classic of Logic, and they travelled together for a time eradicating huge portions of reality when they used their powers in tandem. Eventually, they came upon Coabler, Kesh, and Tickle, and they joined up with Cup's Club. APPEARANCE: Demolish All is a young woman with long, black, unkempt hair wearing black clothing and holding a black crowbar in the shape of a shepherd's staff. She has a spiked bonnet and a torn black dress. Her arms are bare except for strips of red, orange, and yellow cloth wrapped around her forearms, from wrist to elbow. She is barefoot. -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----