|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- GOODBYE POPCORN--CUP 5--"SPANKING NEW SARAH" <-------  ||  Severe Repair  ||  Goodbye Popcorn  ||  -------> (Cup SRgp005, Created v2 (6/7/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = "You doin' that mission today, man?" the long-haired Minion Van Hall said as he entered the room. "Hm?" Daptin said. "Weren't you gonna do a mission for Cursive Caxopy? Like a secret assignment?" "Yup. Today's the day. Have to prove our mettle as mortals. You know Fake's coming with me." "Yeah I heard. So how'd you get in with that Caxopy chick so soon? Me an' Martin an' Tanner've been busting our balls to start this whole mortal thing going. Y'know man?" "Well, you guys haven't stayed in Agoopish the whole time like me and Fake have. You have to make a commitment to get things up and running." "I know. Fake's like totally abandoned her life on Earth." "I sort of have too." Daptin said with a shrug. "Yeah. At least there're phones here. If not, it'd be tough." "Uh-huh." Minion sat down on a low couch and Daptin walked across the room and opened a closet. "So Daptin man, I hear you found it with Spanking New Sarah?" Daptin turned, holding a jacket in his hands. "What, does everyone know about this now?" "No man, just like, y'know, all of us. Hear your friend El was pissed." "She was. Very." "Were you like going out with her?" "I spent like a week-and-a-half hanging out with her day-in and day-out. It's like, she's a goddess man. Maybe she's not the most gorgeous goddess, but she's pretty damn nice. I was like in torture in wanting her so bad, y'know man? I tried to, y'know, let her know in little ways and stuff. And she seemed into me and stuff, but I dunno. She was just--like she said after she found out--that she wanted to get to know me before getting physical, but I was like, I didn't think it would ever get that far." "So what happened?" Minion asked, cocking his head and resting his index finger on his temple. "I, y'know, I started to like not spend so much time with El and sort of met a different group of gods, and me and Sarah hit it off right away, y'know, and she was like totally into it and I was in no mood to resist or anything. So, like, we did it." "Man! You're the first to find it with a goddess! Man, I'm like--it's like I'm pissed-off man! I gotta do it. I gotta do it." "It's definitely an experience. Well worth the effort." "So what the fuck's it like? Are they different? Is it like, y'know... what's the basic situation with it?" "Uh... it's like being in another world. I mean, I know we ARE in another world already, but it's like, I don't know, total bliss, total astral. Like an energy, total ecstasy. Nothing dirty--totally transcendal. It was like the most amazing thing. It's almost... almost like, I dunno, it's so fantastic, but like, it's so great that it's not like sex at all. I mean, it's too involved. I don't know. I'm not saying it's not the best or anything, just that it's not like totally better than with a normal human, y'know, like a regular girl." "I don't know man. It sounds totally excellent. I don't know. I think I'm getting pretty close with a few of 'em. You know like Holly Scroll Bonnie? She's like so cool." "Yeah." -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----