|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- HONEYSUCKLE ROVER--CUP 12--"REED LEHIGH" <-------  ||  Severe Repair  ||  Honeysuckle Rover  ||  -------> (Cup SRhr012, Created v2 (6/7/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = "They tried to stop me," Liss said, " but I was too strong. I was trashing everything. I tried not to hurt the police too much, right? I told 'em to get everyone out of there cuz the place was coming down. I said I had to demolish the whole building, by hand, right, like on the matter of principle, right, like because of the unfairness of the trial and everything. So I wrecked the placed, tore it to the ground. And I was tired afterwards! So the dummies like arrested me and threw me in jail and I slept like a baby cuz I was so wiped out from what I did, right. So the next morning I get up and yank out the bars of my cell and fucking go right up to the guard and say I'm gonna wreck the jail cuz they put me in it and the guy said like fuck you and tried to beat me up, and I threw him into a wall and said I don't want to hurt anybody but I just have to blow the jail to hell. Well, they weren't happy but they got movin' when I started to do the deed. I fucking wrecked the place. It was fun, the funnest, to demolish a jail." "Wow." Quile said, putting her hand on Liss's waist. Liss remained motionless, and kept on staring at the ceiling. "So like, after it, after I did it, I just go home to my apartment, and they follow me and shit, they're scared of me by now. And there are these two fat fucks in a car outside my apartment building, watching me and shit, and so I go down and tell 'em to get out of the car, and they take their coffe cups and their freakin' clipboards and get out, all nicely and stuff, and I wreck the car. They just look at me and nod and say like they didn't even want to do it but their boss made them and they went off to find a phone. It was fucking unreal." Then Liss looked over and locked eyes with Quile. "Did I tell you about my friend Reed Lehigh?" Liss said, and Quile shook her head. "He's a nut. He moved. And he had two trucks, and he got this idea in his head that he was gonna drive one truck across the country, then take a plane back and drive the other one! I said, come on, I'll help you out, I'll drive the other truck for you! But he described how cool it would be, stopping at all these places along the way, and then like a week later stop at all the other places. It was just in the way he described it, it sounded like he was gonna enjoy it, like really enjoy it. Reed Lehigh is the best." Then Liss got on top of Quile in a swift motion, and kissed her hard. "There are these little rubber balls filled with ball bearings," Liss whispered heavily, "and you wail 'em, you throw 'em into the soft clay, and they bore in so much. Then these poor people try and get 'em out. They go through hell getting them out, but I didn't feel bad about it, cuz it occupies their time and when they're done they have something that has some value." Then the two made love. -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----