|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- ABAXIAL USUFRUCT--THE EIGHTH ELEVEN <-------  ||  Superior  ||  Abaxial Usufruct  ||  -------> (Cup SUau008, Created v1 (4/27/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Au078   | A MODERN MONETARY MIRACLE everybody likes to play checkers these days so the mint just released the first checkers-penny equipped with tiny gameboard and microcomputer now you can play checkers with any new penny plans are also underway for a monopoly-quarter Au079   | BAT AN EYELASH The entire world was demolished save for a delicate glass oboe. It floated out there in space for a few minutes until it was smashed by debris. Au080   | CHURCH FLIES The church of St. Monitor the Divine was sighted flying over the countryside by various people over the past week. When asked, Reverend Axelrod said "Sometimes when I sleep, I feel that the church might be flying, but that's just plain stupid. These people must be insane." The Reverend was wearing flight goggles and a scarf. Au081   | CONSIDER you are wherever you are now reading this when a strange light envelops you you black out and then awaken in a strange world a vast gray plain the sky is black you can either wait or start walking if you wait you will see a biplane you can either flag it down or not if you walk you will hear a rumbling in the distance motorcycles are coming Au082   | FRANKWORDS A far allude is sagacious, the filibuster flaccid and fetid, soaring is stealthy and lovely, and a luminous dream is permanent. Pure and temporary august safety, in uneven disagreement, causes acquiescent stupidity. To tranquilize indifference is to admit an inherited, burdensome and fearful (also various) harmony. Placidity, beginning antique, and omitting decency, makes a dispiriting, dusky, and undoubted plutocracy. Sincere reprobate can acquaint a consonant. Appealing tumult is amnesty, as a cadger dependent will overfeed whitewash. A wheedler is exhilarating in wild ability, but punctual, and as docile as inspiring. Chaos integrity's petition. Bovine gossip is to anarchy scurrile. Meditate in any chart predominance. Undergo complication in the incorruption vexation. Warlock holiness engine, not for dysentery entity, is pessimistic, but can entice and molest with perplexity, yielding invalidism or reserved correspondance. I can pull a wagon real good. Au083   | GOOGOL ALERTS OFFICIALS Baby Googol, the intellectual leader of "Braintown", today announced that "all vacuum cleaners must be carefully disassembled and meticulously checked for any small reptiles." Government officials are considering the proposal. Au084   | MONSTERS ATTACK VILLAGE Residents were shocked yesterday when monsters attacked their village. The huge beasts smashed up many cars and breathed fire on Mrs. Carter's house. The creatures then departed and began heading south. Au085   | SO LONG AGO Be still, riot control agent -- deadly poetry Mongolians arrive. Au086 STUN YOU   | of the day be a bath so to free book of math of the day be a bath so to free book of math Au087   | VERSE JEJUNE One day I went out and what did I see but a two-legged person no not one -- there were three! I approached them and smiled they sang me a song I told them my name they said I was wrong. Mistaking my name? I asked the three ladies but they said it was hot in fact, in the eighties. Who better than I? I asked in outrage to know who I am? I blared out in rage. You said you were Matt one said dangling floss but with the sweat you're covered with I'd say you were Gloss! Au088   | WIRELESS MUTATION NARCOTIC JOINT She came in as a blurry vision; an oasis in the terrible night. My mysticism turned to shock when she revealed her true face. A weapon passed to me. I struck her. She just took my hand and led me down infinite pathways. Now I work at K-Mart. Container is more than container. -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----