|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- ABAXIAL USUFRUCT--THE TWELFTH ELEVEN <-------  ||  Superior  ||  Abaxial Usufruct  ||  -------> (Cup SUau012, Created v1 (4/27/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Au122   | YHOSPHOROSCOPE Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Can you remember all of the evil musical instruments? Beige reptiles will infest your hair. Moan in a tortured and blaring manner in a conservative neighborhood. Enter unto the mallard's den. Avoid sex with granite statues of lissome dames. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Wear an undershirt made of coral and tobacco. See the kerosine welding brat. Don't be surprised if the CAT scan reveals that your brain is composed of a fused mass of miniaturized vaccuum cleaners. Eat breakfast on a Frisbee. Are you not a famous scientist? Aries (March 21 - April 19) Invent the first portable stomach. At the corner drugstore buy some puffin-flavored aspirin, huh. Several corrosive acids will melt your hat. Bow down and worship your least favorite chair. Lubricate something close to your heart. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Fondle the abrasive surface of an obsidian grave, if you will. Madness is a luxury you can ill afford. Your problems are just an overripe tomato and you are a blender set on puree. Draw on popcorn. Eat little Swiss Army knives in a bowl of milk for breakfast. Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Careful -- that creepy guy on the street may be hiding a fifty-dimensional string puzzle under his jacket. Use the best pancake emblem, if you will. Use some queer mathematical terms at the luncheon. Go downstairs if you want to see a large salamander devouring all your encyclopedias. Stop worrying, the ceiling will most probably not suck you into a netherworld of vacuous nothingness. Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Meditate on this: Carbon blankety-blank foam. To avoid starvation, try eating some food. You're horribly annoying. The shrike is your main avian. Relate "whistling Dixie" to your viewpoint on the primeval forest. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Use nuclear theories to fuse pencils and pinecones together. Unearth some ancient fried eggs. Awl a dictionary to death. Double check and make sure that the blades of grass in your lawn aren't holding minute walkie-talkies and rifles. Put code numbers on all your clothes -- it's fun! Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Tell your imaginary friend a flagrant mistruth and see if he or she is gullible enough to believe it. Dye an Indian in an Indiana inn. Wrap a crowbar around a cashier's neck, killing him or her, then laugh. Eat the disposable underworld. The cool giant rubber band is arrived. Libra (September 23 - October 22) Relax and delve into the general issue of destruction. Flip your relatives. Loosen a mall. Be wary as you sit stunned watching the construction equipment perform a ballet. Don't try to find the roller coaster -- it will find you. Scorpio (October 24 - November 21) Engineer a melancholy waterfall for utilitarian purposes. Peek into the mattress showroom where those two geeks are making out. Adopt a rhombus. Smell a bicycle. Bizarre crystal formations on your left wrist are not uncommon. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Have a public servant touch your knee. Go where you never went before: a 30-minute stay in the cereal section. Fold your cat. The small green book is smaller than your thumbnail. For fun, boil a cod in your toilet. Capricorn (December 22 - Affindeem 20) You can start worrying at 6:15 pm. See an enormous tin clock in the sky. That sickly sweet odor is the ghost of your comb. Bathe in a sticky gray nutricious protein substance such as gluten. Please listen to the most clever story that can be told by an old nitwit. Eeldrapery (Affindeem 21 - Bathers 22) Spell vapor in tiles. Use an arc welding device to damage your toilet. Contemplate your right nipple. See a brief flash of unfamiliar text. Stare at anything but a wheat field or a tetrahedron. Fozelcone (Bathers 23 - Nobinsieve 19) Sketch your concept of a sore abdomen. You're gneiss. Meet a melting Mexican. Call attention to the flashlight protruding from your hip. You just ripped two relatively useless bags in half. Edodelscape (Nobinsieve 20 - Zæskers 25) Hacksaw your memory. Bees don't live in a cave! You're sweeter than all the syrup in the world. Enter the blatant farm. Please please the police. Voloonerept (Zæskers 26 - Sappsiener 16) Do you know which otter is uttering the odder orders for udders? Obtain silt. The Johnny the Mouse idea stinks. Don't be alarmed if you find a shock of white hair growing from your abdomen. Damn the sprig of medicinal plastique -- yours is a non-holistic path. Delblosspike (Sappsiener 17 - Chreabid 39) Goad a diety into buying the busted toaster. X yourself. Steer clear of vestibules. Don't forget your necktie made of pollen. You need not knead needless needles into your knees. Psodelblang (Chreadbid 40 - Kwennid 8) A piece of banana bread is more than just a piece of banana bread. You have the combined IQ of a potato. The roar of a jet engine and the shriek of a priest sound the same to you. You'll be happy at four million o'clock on October 412th, 1973. Rewrite the Magna Carta, for once. Taxerlimmock (Kwennid 9 - Fenballan 75) Devise 106 uses for an unpopular adverb. Your stressful lifestyle causes all your glass objects to be weightless. Look for eaglets in your shoes. An annoying stranger will ask you for a ride to Pittsburgh. A building high pressure system will fix your transmission. Glaph (Fenballan 76 - January 19) Beware of taupe-haired children. A general dizziness pervades your sad existence. Mediatate on this: Your dam is a coot. Please hover above a local vegetable garden. Please don't go to Saskatchwan. Au123   | UH PLURAL forgotten eaten pulverized hypnotic seashell brain greyball santa demented soupblames Au124   | SOME BASIC PHRASES grander bastardizing passing and shaping the entire landscape fake letter? nevpun nevpunck assy typeface can they be human? See? OK! Yeah! See? OK! Whe we / are See? OK! Wheare! wheares... Basicalllly... She she is me / am earthmothers OK! circled idiotic markings -- the best can a letter be a general type like this We got marry -- no? Why does a train work? There's no reason why it shouldn't work! never again ayain Noathbock is it a gee? video losing? klosing come tree cum tree losing tunnel my choice umfortume mexican bane fivediesel gamma gramma mean gramma, and a sleepy haha glistening feminine geodes I saw my hand tender is a den her lissome surface is a cosmos unto its luscious self don't call me a poet I'm a worder bosker boxer Au125   | SFFFEERE grammar gamma I am alfalfa and homemaker the furs and the lapses I am the lope thy shod horseradish me or dairies you're less than nothing I'm more than everything I make sense Au126   | NEEDED Needed the tea am flimsy's Hoarded tanner bleach crustacean's Corralled stupefies caped algebra's Notified anger for tomahawk licker's Au127   | HINTERLAND Vvv. Who are you? I need to do it and you desire it. Quadrillions. Ghast eighth dimension. Pain in the flax. Fraught with frivol and flit. The porous material your car is engineered from. Deviant poise. Sinning sinkings. So, uh, what're you gonna do? Hell's quite dumb. A seeping melted mess is here. Confetti transfusions for Billy! Imps disassembling churches. Candle dandy. Don't go upstairs for a while, huh? Erg fellatio. Easel's been grandiose. Flatter a clay lump. Pure tone #551. Dancer. Spilling vapor on the good rug. Pale deliveries at midday. Cabin blast. How are you feeling? Not so good. Parabola parable flue flivver fleece. Kithe boob. Forever and a half. Tingle. Blithering bansee bites. Tenth corridor harpoon manager is through. Devasta sleep. Nerve nausea nick. Flapjack. Mess moss up. Store. Plow clover. Ake has the most, eh? A meanderant is a substance that makes you wander. Exagrams of ink? Your terrible bloated vision was not merely bad it was supremely repulsive. Yopes. Wrecker's reckoning. Blade's bluster. Canada's cathode, boom erected well. Unlimber the bad saw. On with the windlass! Wink, hon. Relucifer. Grist in the flautist Beelzebub. Identify lackadaisy in phone cords. Lint and thick tubers for all meals. Creases in God's gold foil as nuisances. Only that street. Pining for finer darling. Quaff. The bemuser... Au128   | HEAT OF DISTANT AIRPORT Being hence in this befuddled transit cars clanging forlorn into worn stone wall feelings beaming cut away torn rag in toxic drench for nostril Pile them up in rows for her sake it's best to demand and demand and drive yeah drive us all over the countryside in your air conditioned sedan so we can forget all our misfortunes of the past week so we can explore a place that means little to us so we can record all the relevant information tonight being thus in this befuddled transit Au129   | EYEBALL candid eyeballs of yours staring at me relentlessly eyeballs windows to you be currencies paying for a time to see see eyeball man sell you eyeballs now you see me and think inside me insider an insider that's what you are you eyeball girl Au130   | DAMNED AWED tell me tell me of your days as vastness personified tell me tell me of my dreams, forgotten deny me deny me entry into your family room deny me deny me the pleasure of eating with you Au131   | CAUDAD the tired arithmetic splattered on hallway walls damning logic in vein weathering stoic storms in malfunctions new windows caterwaul atrium agendas dense black vapor silencing driver jerkiness in office space bell rang draperies slamming hue the sine torrid flat damp shackle built landscape too sunny tells knaver fountain aroma pen suck for inks den in outskirts elsewhere a mapping ability Au132   | AVELOCITY wondering wondering wondering I being I detailed sights detailed sites kinda tired I hill hides train deep dark blue long building bouncing enclosure so much I shove aside to deal with later later tall brown weed I adore remember that island that variety store that song that game I and bugs on tires pretty rocks arguments black and white car alongs I waving inertia wave of fatigue fields of fiats fales of felt softy whooshy drape over human I blame ions who're dense I notice a necklace lately I flabbergast clamps I deliver -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----