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Classic Zope 1 "Meet Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Classic Zope 2 "Hi-Res Meet Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

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Meet Zope
6/12/86

ZOPE
HI KIDS!!!

Zope holds up a "peace sign" with his fingers.

ZOPE
I'm Zope, your worst nightmare, heh.

ZOPE spreads out his arms.

ZOPE

Welcome to my home, Zopekeep, where zany and unnecessarily violent antics can and do happen.

ZOPE points toward something.

ZOPE
Take for example, this: Doctor Jones in an airtight room.

DOCTOR JONES
(wearing a little badge that reads "SJ")
* help! *

ZOPE pulls a lever.

ZOPE
Now I release 800 rabid vampire bats into the room... heh heh

*FLAP FLAP LAP FLAP *
*BITE SUCK BITE SUCK *
* A A A R G H H ! *
*AARGH. Screech Ahhh! *
*AAAA! Screech, Yowch!*
*Spurt Suck FLAP Yow!*
* Y E E E A A A R G H . . . . . . . . .*
*Flap Flap Flap Flap*

ZOPE
Doctor Jones is NOT having a good time!

ZOPE smiles broadly.

ZOPE
BUT I AM!

ZOPE holds up a submachinegun.

ZOPE
And that reminds me, it's Ed Ape's birthday. I hope he likes my present!

At Ed Ape's World-O-Fun...

ED APE
A birthday present from Zope! What could it be?

*RRRRIPPPP!*

ED APE
PIG ENTRAILS! *sigh*

*CZ*

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Hi-Res Meet Zope
1988

ZOPE
HI KIDS!!!

Zope holds up a "peace sign" with his fingers.

ZOPE
I'm Zope, your worst nightmare, heh.

ZOPE spreads out his arms.

ZOPE

Welcome to my home, Zopekeep, where zany and unnecessarily violent antics can and do happen.

ZOPE points toward something.

ZOPE
Take for example, this: Doctor Jones in an airtight room.

DOCTOR JONES
(wearing a little badge that reads "SJ")
* help! *

ZOPE pulls a lever.

ZOPE
Now I release 800 rabid vampire bats into the room... heh heh

*FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP *
*BITE SUCK BITE SUCK *
* A A A R G H H ! *
*AARGH. Screech Ahhh! *
*Spurt Suck FLAP Yow!*
* Y E E E A A A R G H . . . . *
*Flap Flap Flap Flap.*

ZOPE
Doctor Jones is NOT having a good time.

ZOPE smiles broadly.

ZOPE
BUT I AM!

ZOPE holds up a submachinegun.

ZOPE
And that reminds me, it's Ed Ape's birthday. I hope he likes my present.

At Ed Ape's World-O-Fun...

ED APE
A birthday present from Zope! What could it be?

*RRRRIPPPP!*

ED APE
PIG ENTRAILS! *sigh*

*CZ*

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