Osoa Zope
Classic Zope

<--- All contents copyright 1997 by Frank Edward Nora --->

Classic Zope 3 "A Guide to Some Zope Characters"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997

Classic Zope 4 "The History of the Hair of Zope"
by Frank Edward Nora, Lord of Obliviana, Tarb 6067 (5/3/97), copyright 1997



A Guide to Some Zope Characters
5/29/91

"Master Joe"

"Weasel"

"Tin Alley Rascal"

"Atrov"

"Ed Ape"

"Zope"

*CZ*


The History of the Hair of Zope
12/8/93

At first, Zope's hair was short.

Then, Zope grew his hair until it got real long and stood straight up.

He wore a mustache as Blacksmith Zope.

Then Zope swallowed a live hand grenade while babysitting and died.

GOD
Come into the light, my child.

ZOPE
Fuck you, you fuckin' goddamn bitch!

After giving God a piece of his mind, Zope wished himself back to life, but he kept his Deadzope hair!

ZOPE
Cool.

Zope grew the mustache again to become Lester Gulpem, beverage expert.

And that is the hair history of everyone's favorite character, Zope!

*CZ*


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