|| -------- -- -----  A E R I E   O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- IRREGULAR SHIRT--CUP 3--"EPISODE FIVE" <-------  ||  Severe Repair  ||  Irregular Shirt  ||  -------> (Cup SRis003, Created v2 (6/7/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Just then Yonder Caoden came in, wearing a black outfit with a cape, and lots of silver witchcraft jewelry. "Uh, Yonder, I think you're a little confused. The costume ball was during orientation." Roy said. "Oh damn." Yonder said. "Hey Roy, is the reason you're named O'Damn because when you're doing it you go 'ahhh ahhhh ahhhh--oh damn--not yet!'?" Kathy asked. "Well--" Roy began, but Doug cut in. "Let me get this one Roy--it's 'Well, there only one way to find out!'--right Roy?" Doug said. "This guy's pretty swift Walt, you better watch out. Brine & O'Damn might be the next big thing." Roy said. "Yup. O'Damn & Mota could be a thing of the past." "Soy sauce." Walt said. "So where's Noaster with the tapes?" Yonder asked. "He's, uh, he's still at dinner. We think." Doug said. "I may still be at dinner, but here I am." Noaster Sitar said as he entered the room with a handful of Johnny Pitch tapes. His weird hair was weirder than usual. "Yay!" Yonder said. Noaster sat down on a couch. "So, everyone here?" Noaster asked. "I think Tanner and Lucid wanted to come. And maybe your roommate." Janice said. "Well I'll set it up, so why don't you go get them Janice." Noaster said. "Okay." Janice said, leaving the lounge. "Well Walt, whattaya say old buddy old pal? Can we blow this living advertisement for birth control or what?" Roy asked. "Don't you wanna see that accident character?" Walt said. "Dennis Accident, the shambling horror of a highway." Thinki said. "I'd love to see this accident fellow, but Walt, the key word here is 'tapes'. We can watch it anytime. Why don't we just ask Noaster to mark down the part of the tape the accident man is on, and we can see it later." Roy said. "But then we won't know what's going on, plotwise." Walt said. "I couldn't give one sparrow's beak about the plot, Walt. Now can we go?" "Ohhhhh-kay." Walt said, getting up. "Drink some more soy sauce next time so you can resist your friend's hypnotic powers." Kathy said. "I'll do that." Walt said. "Say goodbye to the nice children." Roy said. "Bye." Walt said. "No Walt, you're supposed to say 'goodbye to the nice children'." Doug said. "Oh." Walt said, being dragged out of the room by Roy. Out in the stairwell Roy could be heard yelling "Johnny Pitch is for fags! Johnny Pitch is for fags!" "If I had to listen to Roy for another minute I think I'd explode." Kathy said. "Hyup." Doug said. Then Janice came in with Tanner Loblolly, Washington Loggats, and Lucid Geode. "Well shall we get started then?" Noaster asked. "Sure." Kathy responded. "Alright I'll start it now." Noaster said, beginning the videotape. "Now this is the next episode from where we left off. Hopefully we can do the next four episodes tonight." Washington turned the lights out, and the Johnny Pitch tape began. The title sequence started suddenly, with a voice exclaiming "Johnny Pitch!" in unison with a logo zooming in toward the screen. There followed a cool theme song alongside credits and scenes from the show. This was "Episode Five: Dark Focal Point". The scene faded in. Johnny Pitch turned up the collar of his trenchcoat and looked down the foggy street from under a streetlamp. Footsteps echoed towards him... -------> ------------------- ----------- -------- -- -----