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|| -------- -- ----- A E R I E O B L I V I A N A . singular book of text wandertainment by Frank Edward Nora ------------------- ----------- OSOAWEEK BOOK 2 <------- || OsoaWeek || Books || -------> (Cup OWbk002, Created v1 (4/27/99), Copyright 1999) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = || 014 || 015 || 016 || 017 || 018 || 019 || 020 || 021 || 022 || 023 || 024 || 025 || 026 || ------------------- OsoaWeek014 10/27/94 ----------- INSIDE THIS ISSUE! The Obliviana Renaissance Launches! Sexy Post-Barney Xuxa! Alan Funt--Immortal? Zope and the Mystery Coolidge Digital Superworld Youth Classictronica A visit to the actual "Clerks" convenience store! Tourney Today 209 Mobius Crochet Actuality Destructor Superior Whales: Reptiles or Mammals? It's Millicent! ------------------- OsoaWeek015 11/3/94 ----------- INSIDE THIS ISSUE! Journey far beyond hell! "Stargate" sucks! Andy Williams--Cool? 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